Art for Kids: Drawing: The Only Drawing Book You'll Ever Need to Be the Artist You've Always Wanted to Be



Art for Kids: Drawing: The Only Drawing Book You'll Ever Need to Be the Artist You've Always Wanted to Be Description - When children draw, they want to create an accurate likeness of the things they see. With this imaginative, informative, and amply illustrated guide, it's amazingly easy for kids to make their art dreams come true. The entertaining, hands-on lessons begin with contour drawing techniques and feature numerous exercises that show budding artists how to make basic shapes and forms, create the illusion of volume with light, use perspective, and accurately draw people, animals, landscapes, and more.


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Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood



Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood Description - The compelling, inspiring, and comically sublime story of one man’s coming-of-age, set during the twilight of apartheid and the tumultuous days of freedom that followed
 
Trevor Noah’s unlikely path from apartheid South Africa to the desk of The Daily Show began with a criminal act: his birth. Trevor was born to a white Swiss father and a black Xhosa mother at a time when such a union was punishable by five years in prison. Living proof of his parents’ indiscretion, Trevor was kept mostly indoors for the earliest years of his life, bound by the extreme and often absurd measures his mother took to hide him from a government that could, at any moment, steal him away. Finally liberated by the end of South Africa’s tyrannical white rule, Trevor and his mother set forth on a grand adventure, living openly and freely and embracing the opportunities won by a centuries-long struggle.
           
Born a Crime is the story of a mischievous young boy who grows into a restless young man as he struggles to find himself in a world where he was never supposed to exist. It is also the story of that young man’s relationship with his fearless, rebellious, and fervently religious mother—his teammate, a woman determined to save her son from the cycle of poverty, violence, and abuse that would ultimately threaten her own life.
           
The stories collected here are by turns hilarious, dramatic, and deeply affecting. Whether subsisting on caterpillars for dinner during hard times, being thrown from a moving car during an attempted kidnapping, or just trying to survive the life-and-death pitfalls of dating in high school, Trevor illuminates his curious world with an incisive wit and unflinching honesty. His stories weave together to form a moving and searingly funny portrait of a boy making his way through a damaged world in a dangerous time, armed only with a keen sense of humor and a mother’s unconventional, unconditional love.

Advance praise for Born a Crime

“[A] substantial collection of staggering personal essays . . . Incisive, funny, and vivid, these true tales are anchored to his portrait of his courageous, rebellious, and religious mother who defied racially restrictive laws to secure an education and a career for herself—and to have a child with a white Swiss/German even though sex between whites and blacks was illegal. . . . [Trevor Noah’s] electrifying memoir sparkles with funny stories . . . and his candid and compassionate essays deepen our perception of the complexities of race, gender, and class.”Booklist (starred review)
 
“A gritty memoir . . . studded with insight and provocative social criticism . . . with flashes of brilliant storytelling and acute observations.”Kirkus Reviews


From the Hardcover edition.


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Hamilton 2017 Wall Calendar



Hamilton 2017 Wall Calendar Description - Based on Lin-Manuel Miranda's new Broadway musical, Hamilton 2017 Wall Calendar is a celebration of the most popular theatrical experience on Broadway.

With book, music and lyrics by Tony Award® winner Lin-Manuel Miranda (In The Heights), direction by Thomas Kail, choreography by Andy Blankenbuehler and musical direction and orchestrations by Alex Lacamoire, Hamilton is the story of America's Founding Father Alexander Hamilton, an immigrant from the West Indies who became George Washington's right-hand man during the Revolutionary War and was the new nation’s first Treasury Secretary. Featuring a score that blends hip-hop, jazz, blues, rap, R&B, and Broadway, Hamilton is the story of America then, told by America now.


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Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries



Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries Description - The star-studded and sidesplitting follow up to The Andy Cohen DiariesThe megapopular host of Watch What Happens: Live and executive producer of The Real Housewives franchise is back, better than ever, and telling stories that will keep his publicist up at night.Since the publication of his last book, Andy has toured the country with his sidekick Anderson Cooper, hit the radio waves with his own Sirius station, Radio Andy, appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher despite his mother’s conviction he was not intellectually prepared, hosted NBC’s Primetime New Year’s Eve special, guest edited Entertainment Weekly, starred in Bravo’s Then & Now with Andy Cohen, offended celebrities with his ongoing case of foot-in-mouth disease, and welcomed home Teresa “Namaste” Giudice, from a brief stint in jail. Hopping from the Hamptons to the Manhattan dating world, the dog park to the red carpet, Cardinals superfan and mama’s boy Andy Cohen, with Wacha in tow, is the kind of star that fans are dying to be friends with. This book gives them that chance.If The Andy Cohen Diaries was deemed “the literary equivalent of a Fresca and tequila” by Jimmy Fallon, Superficial is a double: dishier, juicier, and friskier. In this account of his escapades―personal, professional, and behind-the-scenes―Andy tells us not only what goes down, but exactly what he thinks of it.


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ABC Keyboard Stickers



ABC Keyboard Stickers Description - (Accessory). Turns any keyboard into an EASY To PLAY instrument instantly! Inexpensive and self-adhesive, they attach to any size keyboard in seconds. The LINK to a system which has taught millions to play music.


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The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing



The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing Description - This #1 New York Times best-selling guide to decluttering your home from Japanese cleaning consultant Marie Kondo takes readers step-by-step through her revolutionary KonMari Method for simplifying, organizing, and storing.

Despite constant efforts to declutter your home, do papers still accumulate like snowdrifts and clothes pile up like a tangled mess of noodles?

Japanese cleaning consultant Marie Kondo takes tidying to a whole new level, promising that if you properly simplify and organize your home once, you’ll never have to do it again. Most methods advocate a room-by-room or little-by-little approach, which doom you to pick away at your piles of stuff forever. The KonMari Method, with its revolutionary category-by-category system, leads to lasting results. In fact, none of Kondo’s clients have lapsed (and she still has a three-month waiting list). 

With detailed guidance for determining which items in your house “spark joy” (and which don’t), this international bestseller featuring Tokyo’s newest lifestyle phenomenon will help you clear your clutter and enjoy the unique magic of a tidy home—and the calm, motivated mindset it can inspire.


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The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts



The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts Description -

Simple ideas, lasting love

Falling inlove is easy. Staying in love—that’s the challenge! How can you keepyour relationship fresh and growing amid the demands, conflicts, and just plainboredom of everyday life?

In the #1 New York Times bestsellerThe 5 Love Languages, you’ll discover the secret that has transformedmillions of relationships worldwide. Whether your relationship is flourishing orfailing, Dr. Gary Chapman’s proven approach to showing and receiving lovewill help you experience deeper and richer levels of intimacy with your partner—startingtoday.

The 5 Love Languages is as practical as it is insightful.Updated to reflect the complexities of relationships today, this new edition revealsintrinsic truths and applies relevant, actionable wisdom in ways that work.

Includesthe Couple's Personal Profile assessment so you can discover your love languageand that of your loved one.



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The Bob's Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers



The Bob's Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers Description - New York Times Bestseller The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book gives hungry fans their best chance to eat one of Bob Belcher’s beloved specialty Burgers of the Day in seventy-five original, practical recipes. With its warm, edgy humor, outstanding vocal cast, and signature musical numbers, Bob’s Burgers has become one of the most acclaimed and popular animated series on television, winning the 2014 Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program and inspiring a hit ongoing comic book and original sound track album. Now fans can get the ultimate Bob’s Burgers experience at home with seventy-five straight from the show but actually edible Burgers of the Day. Recipes include the "Bleu is the Warmest Cheese Burger," the "Bruschetta-Bout-It Burger," and the "Shoot-Out at the OK-ra Corral Burger (comes with Fried Okra)." Serve the "Sweaty Palms Burger (comes with Hearts of Palm)" to your ultimate crush, just like Tina Belcher, or ponder modern American literature with the "I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings Burger." Fully illustrated with all-new art in the series’s signature style, The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book showcases the entire Belcher family as well as beloved characters including Teddy, Jimmy Pesto Jr., and Aunt Gayle. All recipes come from the fan-created and heavily followed blog "The Bob’s Burger Experiment."


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Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book (Adult Coloring)



Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book (Adult Coloring) Description -

More than 30 fanciful full-page illustrations depict the wisest of birds in lush, tapestry-like settings. Covered with flowers, paisleys, and other fun-to-color patterns, these adorable owls are posed against vivid backgrounds brimming with intricate designs. Pages are perforated and printed on one side only for easy removal and display. Specially designed for experienced colorists, Owls and other Creative Haven® adult coloring books offer an escape to a world of inspiration and artistic fulfillment. Each title is also an effective and fun-filled way to relax and reduce stress.



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Darth Vader and Son



Darth Vader and Son Description - What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if "Luke, I am your father" was just a stern admonishment from an annoyed dad? In this hilarious and sweet comic reimagining, Darth Vader is a dad like any other—except with all the baggage of being the Dark Lord of the Sith. Celebrated artist Jeffrey Brown's delightful illustrations give classic Star Wars® moments a fresh twist, presenting the trials and joys of parenting through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. Life lessons include lightsaber batting practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star ("Er, he looks just like you, Lord Vader!"), and the special bond shared between any father and son.


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I'm Your Man: The Life of Leonard Cohen



I'm Your Man: The Life of Leonard Cohen Description - Singer/songwriter Leonard Cohen is one of the most important and influential musical artists of the past fifty years—and one of the most elusive. In I’m Your Man, journalist Sylvie Simmons, one of the foremost chroniclers of the world of rock ’n’ roll and popular music, explores the extraordinary life and creative genius of Leonard Cohen.I’m Your Man is an intimate and insightful appreciation of the man responsible for “Suzanne,” “Bird on a Wire,” “Hallelujah,” and so many other unforgettable, oft-covered ballads and songs.  Based on Simmons’s unparalleled access to Cohen—and written with her hallmark blend of intelligence, integrity, and style—I’m Your Man is the definitive biography of a major musical artist widely considered in a league with the great Bob Dylan.Readers of Life by Rolling Stone Keith Richards and Patti Smith’s phenomenal Just Kids will be riveted by this fascinating portrait of a singular musical icon.


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Hamilton: The Revolution



Hamilton: The Revolution Description - Lin-Manuel Miranda's groundbreaking musical, Hamilton, is as revolutionary as its subject: the poor kid from the Caribbean who fought the British, defended the Constitution, and helped to found the United States. Fusing hip-hop, pop, R&B, and the best traditions of theater, this once-in-a-generation show broadens the sound of Broadway, reveals the storytelling power of rap, and claims our country's origins for a diverse new generation. Hamilton: The Revolution gives listeners an unprecedented insight into both revolutions, from the only two writers able to provide it. Miranda, along with Jeremy McCarter, a cultural critic and theater artist who was involved in the project from its earliest stages - "since before this was even a show," according to Miranda - traces its development from an improbable performance at the White House to its landmark opening night on Broadway six years later. In addition, Emmy and Gold Globe-winning actor Mariska Hargitay lends her voice to the audiobook, and Miranda reads more than 200 funny, revealing footnotes for his award-winning libretto, the full text of which is included in the PDF with this audiobook. The audiobook does more than tell the surprising story of how a Broadway musical became a national phenomenon: It demonstrates that America has always been renewed by the brash upstarts and brilliant outsiders, the men and women who don't throw away their shots. "Mariska, in addition to being the number-one fan of the show, represents, to me, much of what Hamilton is about - tough, smart, and New York. She's an essential part of this city; it feels only right for her to narrate the story." (Lin-Manuel Miranda)


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Swear Word Coloring Book: The Jungle Adult Coloring Book featured with Sweary Words & Animals



Swear Word Coloring Book: The Jungle Adult Coloring Book featured with Sweary Words & Animals Description -

Special Christmas Discount at $14.99 $3.99 Until December 5. Get your copy right now!

This new best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to cool down and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor.

Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color

  • Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation
  • It includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing
  • It includes 27 Exclusive Swear Word Coloring Pages Designed for Adults
  • Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through
  • Each Swear Word is Designed with Animals, Flowers, Motifs, and Patterns
  • The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level
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Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is designed with animals: most of them from the Jungle, but also with flowers and other beautiful patterns.
  • Use the special link inside the book and get the PDF Version
  • Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11"
  • Single-Sided Pages
  • Printed on white paper
Here are some words you'll find inside the book:
  • Dumbass
  • Motherfucker
  • Shitass
  • Holy Shit
  • Lameass
  • Goddamn
  • Fuckwit
  • Cuntface
  • Dickhead
  • Fuck That Shit
  • Douche bag
  • Calm Your Balls
  • And Much More..!
You'll also find cute animals such as:
  • Elephant
  • Lizard
  • Squirrel
  • Tiger
  • Fox
  • Monkey
  • Gorilla
  • Panda
  • And Many More!
This is perfect for any adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones.Simply relax, choose the swear word of your choice and then color.

Get Your Copy Today!

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Good Vibes Coloring Book (Coloring Is Fun)



Good Vibes Coloring Book (Coloring Is Fun) Description - Enter a world of creative self-expression with this relaxing coloring book for grownups. Inside you will find 30 amazing art activities that will take you to a happy place of patterning, shading, and coloring. These whimsical images offer a easy way to de-stress and unleash your inner artist.

Thaneeya McArdle's transcendental art explores a visual language of shape, form, line, and color. Each vibrantly detailed illustration is designed to exercise your creativity. Beautifully colored finished examples are provided, along with a handy guide to basic art techniques, from patterning and combinations to shading and color theory. This therapeutic coloring book is perfect for decorating with markers, colored pencils, gel pens, or watercolors. Printed on high-quality, extra-thick paper that will not bleed through, all of the pages are pre-perforated for easy removal and display.


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Creative Lettering and Beyond: Inspiring tips, techniques, and ideas for hand lettering your way to beautiful works of art (Creative...and Beyond)



Creative Lettering and Beyond: Inspiring tips, techniques, and ideas for hand lettering your way to beautiful works of art (Creative...and Beyond) Description - Creative Lettering and Beyond combines the artistic talents and inspirational tips and tutorials of several professional hand letterers and calligraphers for a dynamic and interactive learning experience. After a brief introduction to the various tools and materials, artists and lettering enthusiasts will learn how to master the art of hand lettering and typography through engaging, easy-to-follow step-by-step projects, prompts, and exercises. From the basic shape and form of letters, to cursive script, spacing, and alignment, artists will discover how to transform simple words, phrases, and quotes into beautiful works of hand-lettered art. The interactive format and step-by-step process offers inspirational instruction for a wide variety of fun projects and gift ideas, including hand-rendered phrases on paper and digitally enhanced notecards. Artists will also discover how to apply lettering to linen, coffee mugs, calendars, and more. Numerous practice pages and interactive prompts throughout the book invite readers to put their newfound lettering skills to use, as well as work out their artistic ideas. Covering a variety of styles and types of lettered art, including calligraphy, illustration, chalk lettering, and more, artists will find a plethora of exercises and tips to help them develop their own unique lettering style. With comprehensive instructions and fun, inspirational exercises and projects, Creative Lettering and Beyond is a must-have resource for anyone who wants to learn this beautiful and stylish art form.


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The Daily Show (The Book): An Oral History as Told by Jon Stewart, the Correspondents, Staff and Guests



The Daily Show (The Book): An Oral History as Told by Jon Stewart, the Correspondents, Staff and Guests Description - The complete, uncensored history of the award-winning The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, as told by its correspondents, writers, and host.

For almost seventeen years, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart brilliantly redefined the borders between television comedy, political satire, and opinionated news coverage. It launched the careers of some of today's most significant comedians, highlighted the hypocrisies of the powerful, and garnered 23 Emmys. Now the show's behind-the-scenes gags, controversies, and camaraderie will be chronicled by the players themselves, from legendary host Jon Stewart to the star cast members and writers-including Samantha Bee, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Steve Carell, Lewis Black, Jessica Williams, John Hodgman, and Larry Wilmore-plus some of The Daily Show's most prominent guests and adversaries: John and Cindy McCain, Glenn Beck, Tucker Carlson, and many more.

This oral history takes the reader behind the curtain for all the show's highlights, from its origins as Comedy Central's underdog late-night program hosted by Craig Kilborn to Jon Stewart's long reign to Trevor Noah's succession, rising from a scrappy jester in the 24-hour political news cycle to become part of the beating heart of politics-a trusted source for not only comedy but also commentary, with a reputation for calling bullshit and an ability to effect real change in the world.

Through years of incisive election coverage, Jon Stewart's emotional monologue in the wake of 9/11, his infamous confrontation on Crossfire, passionate debates with President Obama and Hillary Clinton, feuds with Bill O'Reilly and Fox, the Indecisions, Mess O'Potamia, and provocative takes on Wall Street and racism, The Daily Show has been a cultural touchstone. Now, for the first time, the people behind the show's seminal moments come together to share their memories of the last-minute rewrites, improvisations, pranks, romances, blow-ups, and moments of Zen both on and off the set of one of America's most groundbreaking shows.


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Memos to Shitty People: A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book



Memos to Shitty People: A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book Description - Do you have a terrible, incompetent neighbor? Does your annoying coworker never shut up? Do you have to deal with shitty people every day? Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to swear at someone... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Memos to Shitty People, an adult coloring book designed for sweary relaxation. Color designs featuring humorous and delightfully vulgar phrases like "Seriously, Bitch?" and "Oh look... the fuck-up fairy has visited!". With over 39 designs, each page is replete with innocent animals, hidden critters for you to find, and beautiful flowers and foliage for you to color away while letting your steam out. Includes a digital bonus at the back of the book.


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Adult Coloring Book: Stress Relieving Animal Designs



Adult Coloring Book: Stress Relieving Animal Designs Description - 50 ANIMAL PATTERNS TO COLOR This adult coloring book has over 50 animal patterns and provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. It features small and big creatures from forests, oceans, deserts and grasslands. Designs range in complexity and detail from beginner to expert-level.


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Release Your Anger: An Adult Coloring Book with 40 Swear Words to Color and Relax, Midnight Edition



Release Your Anger: An Adult Coloring Book with 40 Swear Words to Color and Relax, Midnight Edition Description - Try before you buy. Download a preview at swearybook.com

The book that started it all! A global bestseller, this beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, mandala and nature inspired patterns.

The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor!


Introducing the world's first swear word coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. This bestselling adult coloring book features 40 classic swear words. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose!


What's Inside


• 40 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below)

• Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details

• Each Swear Word Is Printed on Black Paper

• Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside!


Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone...


List of Words


• Bullshit

• Fuck

• Piss Off

• Asshole

• Bitch

• Slut

• Whore

• Cunt

• Bastard

• Douche

• Shit

• Damn

• Shitballs

• Sugartits

• Twat Waffle

• Baggy Vag

• Piss Flaps

• Bollocks

• Crap

• Fuckwit

• Fucktard

• Dipshit

• Shit-a-brick

• Wanker

• Beaver Dam

• Cum Guzzler

• Cuntcake

• Asshat

• Gutter Slut

• Skank

• Prick

• Slutbag

• Moron

• Fuck Off

• Idiot

• Twunt

• Dickhead

• Cockbag

• Fucknugget

• Cunt Muffin


Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Release Your Anger. Color designs featuring both classic swear words like "Bullshit" and more creative ones like "Cum Guzzler".


Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, paisleys, mandalas, flowers, and leaves... color away while letting the steam out.


Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon.


Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift!


This beautiful coloring book features:


• 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color

• Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details

• Designs Printed on Black Paper

• 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11"

• Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book


Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you.


Preview the book at swearybook.com/midnight


For business enquiries, contact james@swearybook.com


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Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book



Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book Description -

80% OFF! Available for 24.99 $5.99! On Special Sale Until July 7.



This book is part of the I'm Coloring series. After the success of Screw You, I'm Coloring , Alex Fleming decided to create a new book, with brand new designs, brand new swear words and expressions, but with the same goal - make you laugh, have fun and unwind.

This Vulgar Adult Coloring Book Features:

  • 26 Delectable Coloring Pages
  • Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun
  • Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11
  • Includes Digital PDF Of The Book Inside
  • Includes A $15 Bonus

Some of the words and expressions you ll come accross:

  • Seriously, Bitch?
  • Dickwad
  • Get the hell out!
  • For Fuck's Sake
  • You're a special kind of Asshole
  • Douchenozzle
  • And so many more!


Order now and start this incredibly delightful & impolite journey. You re going to love it.





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Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book (Irreverent Book Series) (Volume 1)



Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book (Irreverent Book Series) (Volume 1) Description - Sasha's 2nd book, Chill the F*ck Out is also available now!


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Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood



Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood Description - NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The compelling, inspiring, and comically sublime story of one man’s coming-of-age, set during the twilight of apartheid and the tumultuous days of freedom that followed

Trevor Noah’s unlikely path from apartheid South Africa to the desk of The Daily Show began with a criminal act: his birth. Trevor was born to a white Swiss father and a black Xhosa mother at a time when such a union was punishable by five years in prison. Living proof of his parents’ indiscretion, Trevor was kept mostly indoors for the earliest years of his life, bound by the extreme and often absurd measures his mother took to hide him from a government that could, at any moment, steal him away. Finally liberated by the end of South Africa’s tyrannical white rule, Trevor and his mother set forth on a grand adventure, living openly and freely and embracing the opportunities won by a centuries-long struggle.

Born a Crime is the story of a mischievous young boy who grows into a restless young man as he struggles to find himself in a world where he was never supposed to exist. It is also the story of that young man’s relationship with his fearless, rebellious, and fervently religious mother—his teammate, a woman determined to save her son from the cycle of poverty, violence, and abuse that would ultimately threaten her own life.

The stories collected here are by turns hilarious, dramatic, and deeply affecting. Whether subsisting on caterpillars for dinner during hard times, being thrown from a moving car during an attempted kidnapping, or just trying to survive the life-and-death pitfalls of dating in high school, Trevor illuminates his curious world with an incisive wit and unflinching honesty. His stories weave together to form a moving and searingly funny portrait of a boy making his way through a damaged world in a dangerous time, armed only with a keen sense of humor and a mother’s unconventional, unconditional love.

Praise for Born a Crime

“[A] substantial collection of staggering personal essays . . . Incisive, funny, and vivid, these true tales are anchored to his portrait of his courageous, rebellious, and religious mother who defied racially restrictive laws to secure an education and a career for herself—and to have a child with a white Swiss/German even though sex between whites and blacks was illegal. . . . [Trevor Noah’s] electrifying memoir sparkles with funny stories . . . and his candid and compassionate essays deepen our perception of the complexities of race, gender, and class.”Booklist (starred review)

“A gritty memoir . . . studded with insight and provocative social criticism . . . with flashes of brilliant storytelling and acute observations.”Kirkus Reviews


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Hamilton: The Revolution



Hamilton: The Revolution Description - Winner of the 2016 Pulitzer Prize for Drama and Eleven Tony Awards, including Best Musical

Lin-Manuel Miranda's groundbreaking musical Hamilton is as revolutionary as its subject, the poor kid from the Caribbean who fought the British, defended the Constitution, and helped to found the United States. Fusing hip-hop, pop, R&B, and the best traditions of theater, this once-in-a-generation show broadens the sound of Broadway, reveals the storytelling power of rap, and claims our country's origins for a diverse new generation.

HAMILTON: THE REVOLUTION gives readers an unprecedented view of both revolutions, from the only two writers able to provide it. Miranda, along with Jeremy McCarter, a cultural critic and theater artist who was involved in the project from its earliest stages--"since before this was even a show," according to Miranda--traces its development from an improbable perfor­mance at the White House to its landmark opening night on Broadway six years later. In addition, Miranda has written more than 200 funny, revealing footnotes for his award-winning libretto, the full text of which is published here.

Their account features photos by the renowned Frank Ockenfels and veteran Broadway photographer, Joan Marcus; exclusive looks at notebooks and emails; interviews with Questlove, Stephen Sond­heim, leading political commentators, and more than 50 people involved with the production; and multiple appearances by Presi­dent Obama himself. The book does more than tell the surprising story of how a Broadway musical became a national phenomenon: It demonstrates that America has always been renewed by the brash upstarts and brilliant outsiders, the men and women who don't throw away their shot.


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Adult Coloring Book Designs: Stress Relief Coloring Book: Garden Designs, Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns



Adult Coloring Book Designs: Stress Relief Coloring Book: Garden Designs, Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Description - 48 Unique Designs to Color!
Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults
Garden Designs, Animals, Mandalas, and Paisley Patterns
Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire
The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level
Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)
Each coloring page is on a separate sheet


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Harry Potter: Collectible Quidditch Set



Harry Potter: Collectible Quidditch Set Description - Here is the first officially licensed Harry Potter Collectible Quidditch Set that includes: 1 Quaffle, 2 Bludgers, 1 non-removable Snitch, and 116x24" collectible poster all showcased in a decorative Quidditch trunk. Includes lock and key for trunk.


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The Fleet at Flood Tide: America at Total War in the Pacific, 1944-1945



The Fleet at Flood Tide: America at Total War in the Pacific, 1944-1945 Description - Timed to coincide with the 75th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, here is an unprecedented account of the extraordinary World War II air, land, and sea campaign that brought the U.S. Navy to the apex of its strength and marked the rise of the United States as a global superpower.      Drawing on new primary sources and personal accounts by Americans and Japanese alike, The Fleet at Flood Tide is a thrilling narrative of the climactic end stage of the Pacific War, focusing on the U.S. invasion of the Mariana Islands in June 1944 and the momentous events that it produced.     With its thunderous assault into Japan's inner defensive perimeter, America crossed the threshold of total war. From the seaborne invasion of Saipan to the stunning aerial battles of the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot, from the largest banzai attack of the war to the first mass suicides of Japanese civilians to the strategic bombing effort that culminated at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Marianas became the fulcrum of the drive to compel Tokyo to surrender--with consequences that forever changed modern war.


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Born to Run



Born to Run Description -

“Writing about yourself is a funny business…But in a project like this, the writer has made one promise, to show the reader his mind. In these pages, I’ve tried to do this.” —Bruce Springsteen, from the pages of Born to Run

 

In 2009, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band performed at the Super Bowl’s halftime show. The experience was so exhilarating that Bruce decided to write about it. That’s how this extraordinary autobiography began.
     Over the past seven years, Bruce Springsteen has privately devoted himself to writing the story of his life, bringing to these pages the same honesty, humor, and originality found in his songs.
     He describes growing up Catholic in Freehold, New Jersey, amid the poetry, danger, and darkness that fueled his imagination, leading up to the moment he refers to as “The Big Bang”: seeing Elvis Presley’s debut on The Ed Sullivan Show. He vividly recounts his relentless drive to become a musician, his early days as a bar band king in Asbury Park, and the rise of the E Street Band. With disarming candor, he also tells for the first time the story of the personal struggles that inspired his best work, and shows us why the song “Born to Run” reveals more than we previously realized.
     Born to Run will be revelatory for anyone who has ever enjoyed Bruce Springsteen, but this book is much more than a legendary rock star’s memoir. This is a book for workers and dreamers, parents and children, lovers and loners, artists, freaks, or anyone who has ever wanted to be baptized in the holy river of rock and roll.
     Rarely has a performer told his own story with such force and sweep. Like many of his songs (“Thunder Road,” “Badlands,” “Darkness on the Edge of Town,” “The River,” “Born in the U.S.A,” “The Rising,” and “The Ghost of Tom Joad,” to name just a few), Bruce Springsteen’s autobiography is written with the lyricism of a singular songwriter and the wisdom of a man who has thought deeply about his experiences. 



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